10 Original Quips

1.Some dopers are heroine-worshippers

2.People who talk too much may suffer from foot in the mouth disease

3.For many, America is the better half of the world

4.A pimp is one employer who prefers a fresher

5.Height of materialism – letting a goods train pass before a waiting passenger train

6.The greatness of a war is measured by the thickness of the book it inspires

7.The cuckoo is nature’s way of teaching us not to trust sweet-talkers

8.A bad actor spoils his character

9.A condom is an anti-evolution invention

10.A Blackhole is the most selfish thing in the universe.