1.Mushy to Gen. Kiyani when the latter thanked him – “Dosti ka ek usul hai – no sorry no thank you”
2.Dawood to Indian Police – “Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nai namumkin hai.”
3.Manoj Kumar to Farah Khan – “Mind it!”
4.Karnataka Governor Rameshwar Thakur to BJP- JDS Chiefs regarding their bid to lord over the Bengaluru CM house – “Kitne aadmi the?”
5.Public to Kapil praaji when he shed tears on camera – “I hate tears.”
6.Speakers to arrant mike and chair throwing-MLAs in UP and Bihar Legislative Assemblies – “Khamosh!”
7.Rahul Dravid after giving up his captaincy and losing his form – “Main kaun hoon? Main kahan hoon?”
8.South Mega star Chiranjeevi to his daughter – “Tumhari shaadi us se nai ho sakti jis se tum prem karti ho.” Okay the second half of the dialogue is not necessary, but I love Utpal Dutt, Hrishikesh Mukherji and Golmaal way way too much to miss it here. So here it is – “Tumhari shaadi us se nai ho sakti jis se tum prem karti ho. Tumhari shaadi us se hogi jis se main prem karta hoon.”
9.Casting couch victims to Shakti Kapoor et al – “Mujhe Bhagwan ke liye chhod do.”
10.Late Madhumita Shukla to UP MLA Amarmani Tripathi – “Main tumhare bachhe ki maa ban ne wali hoon.”
The reader shall appreciate the fact that this is no ridiculing of the very serious cases and of the victims of points 9 and 10. There are no puns there, intended or unintended and a serious discussion about the same if wanted shall be provided. Thank You.
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