10 more interesting quips

1. Today I found hair sticking to the bottle of my anti-hair fall shampoo.
2. I fought with my husband because he wasn't spending enough time with me.
3. One man's shoe is another man's shoe-bite.
4. Religion and Science have one thing in common - Classification.
5. An autobiography is longer than the same fellow's biography.
6. A pair of lesbians use the WC without worrying about hygiene.
7. A braggart is called a faker in both English and Hindi.
8. "Don't show off your modesty."
9. I'd give the last drop of my ink to write like Agatha Christie.
10. In Scrabble, it P(3)A(1)Y(4)S(1).